UNNATURAL CREATURES: RELEASED!!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on April 23, 2013 by Maria Dahvana Headley

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AT LAST! This anthology has been gestating since – well, since before I was involved with it – but I’ve been working on it since last summer. Somewhere in July or so, Neil Gaiman called me and asked if I’d join him in editing a YA book about strange monster/creature-y items, to benefit 826DC (also known as The Museum of Unnatural History). He’d signed on a few months before, and the book, while theoretically awesome, did not yet exist in any real form.  I like strange monster-y/creature-y items. I like 826 (all the 826′s), and the things it does for kids. I like Neil, and his wide-ranging taste in stories (seriously, and this is to no one’s surprise, the man has read everything, and keeps the plot of everything in the back corners of his brain.) I said sure. 

And so we went forth into the wilderness – and it was, indeed, a wilderness. The world is full of wonderful stories. The world is also full of wonderful stories long out of print, whose rights needed acquiring, stories extant only in crumbling paperbacks (or in some cases, in memory), stories sought in dark corners of the internet from scans of magazines last published in 1914. My job was to find those things, bring a few new stories and writers to the list, and generally fill in gaps in the process wherever we found them. It was an education. I have increased and epic respect (mind you, I already had respect) for anthology editors and their time-management skills. I had to do some hunting for rights and for stories, and my hunting wasn’t always in mapped forests. It is to my joy that between us, Neil and I know a lot of people, and that ultimately, we were able to score permissions for nearly all the stories on the original list. As well as a few more, once we realized that we could add some things, and have even more fun with the list than we’d originally thought. 

Unnatural Creatures is a combination of classic stories and new ones. It’s a kind of glorious mixture, in my opinion, and in Neil’s too. He had an initial list of stories, which he brought to me, and then I read, added, subtracted, attempted to get permission for, jumped up and down, and ultimately…we ended up with an distractingly gorgeous selection of 16.  

It’s a diverse collection of creatures (I think there’s only one duplicate monster, and it’s a werewolf – in Anthony Boucher and Saki’s very, very different stories). The book contains everything from Dianna Wynne Jones on dragons to Larry Niven on “horses”, Samuel R. Delany (yes, a YA-appropriate story, and even a rather fairy-tale-ish one, from Chip Delany!) on an unknown something in a box, to E. Nesbit on Cockatoucans. It has recent stories from Nalo Hopkinson on transformations, Megan Kurashige on manticore, mermaids and other wanderings through a Natural History collection, Nnedi Okorafor on serpents and goddesses, and E. Lily Yu on wasps and bees, alongside classic (but not obviously “creature” as in animal stories) from Avram Davidson on a multiplying and mechanical creature (s), and Peter S. Beagle on Death. It has Frank R. Stockton on Griffins, and Neil on Sunbirds. As well – and this was a matter of happy coincidence – it has a story by me, about a geographical beast. That particular story had been three lines from done for years, and when we discovered we had a gap, and that this story exactly fit the prompt, we added it.

I love all the stories in the book, but the one I think of most frequently when I think of Unnatural Creatures is Image by Gahan Wilson, about a bit of ink that isn’t. Why? Because the entire time I was putting the stories together into manuscript form, and sending them in to Harper, I was biting my fingers in fear that the title of the (utterly wonderful) story would somehow end up being not Image but INKSPLOT TK. (As it was in the word doc.) (Or worse: INKSPLOT TK – NOTE FROM MARIA: OMG OMG OMG, PLEASE DON’T FORGET TO PUT THE INKSPLOT IN, FOR REAL, NOT THE WORD, BUT THE IMAGE, THANK YOU GODS.)

In addition to the stories, the book has gorgeous illustrations by Briony Morrow-Cribb, and that is to my extreme joy, because I got to add her to the project. I’ve long admired her work (See here for lots of beautiful examples…I’ve not only bought her etchings for friends, I’ve got two of them on my own wall) and when we needed an illustrator, I brought her in. 

Happiness. 

It’s a really great book. It’s getting really great reviews.

Here’s the starred review from Publisher’s Weekly:

Unnatural Creatures

Edited by Neil Gaiman with Maria Dahvana Headley. Harper, $17.99 (480p) ISBN 978-0-06-223630-2

In this striking anthology of 16 stories of strange and incredible creatures (most previously published), Gaiman and Headley have included several classic tales, such as Frank R. Stockton’s delightful “The Griffin and the Minor Canon” (1885), which concerns the unlikely friendship between a monster and a minister; Saki’s mordant werewolf tale “Gabriel-Ernest” (1909); and Anthony Boucher’s astonishingly silly “The Compleat Werewolf” (1942). There are also fine stories from such major contemporary fantasy writers as Peter S. Beagle, Samuel Delany, Diana Wynne Jones, and Gaiman himself. Particularly pleasurable are the stories by newer writers, such as Nalo Hopkinson’s “The Smile on the Face,” which demonstrates the benefits of channeling one’s inner hamadryad; E. Lily Yu’s “The Cartographer Wasps and the Anarchist Bees,” an animal fable with a sting in its tale; and Nnedi Okorafor’s original story “Ozioma the Wicked,” which concerns “a nasty little girl whose pure heart had turned black,” but who nonetheless saves her village from a monstrous snake. Teens with a yen for the fantastic would be hard pressed to find a better place to start. The collection benefits literacy nonprofit 826DC. Ages 13–up. (May)

Booklist  made it their Review of the DayFrom darkly menacing to bizarrely surreal, these 16 fantasy stories featuring mythical and imaginary creatures combine work from such luminaries as Saki, E. Nesbit, and Anthony Boucher, as well as more contemporary writers. Larry Niven’s “The Flight of the Horse” is on the sillier side of the spectrum: a time traveler is sent to the past to retrieve a horse, which he has never seen except in picture books, and he mistakenly returns with a unicorn instead. In Nalo Hopkinson’s “A Smile on the Face,” a self-conscious girl is bullied for her size and pressured into an unwanted sexual encounter, but she finds inner strength—and an inner fire-breathing monster—thanks to an accidentally swallowed cherry pit from the hamadryad in her front yard. Gaiman’s contribution, “Sunbird,” recounts the adventures of the Epicurean Club members, who, grown bored after tasting every available thing on the planet, enjoy the best (and last) meal of their lives. In true Gaiman fashion, these stories are macabre, subversive, and just a little bit sinister. His fans will eat this up—ravenously. The book will benefit nonprofit 826DC, which fosters student writing skills.

And here’s one from TOR.com, which called it – among other excellent things, “a wonderfully diverse and enjoyable collection of stories from over a century of fantasy writing.”

See entire review here – it’s lovely. 
 
Neil and I are both immensely pleased with how this book came out. It’s beautiful, exciting, and full of things you’ve not read before. (Unless you’ve got a library with depths unsounded.) Here’s Neil’s blog about Unnatural Creatures. If you buy a copy, you benefit 826DC – all profits go to them. Advances, donated. I didn’t make any money from this, and neither did Neil, but we’re both very happy to give our time and energy to an organization that gives to kids and teaches them to move mountains, and monsters with their minds.
 
I hope you love it. 
 
Thank you’s, by the way, on a book like this, are totally epic (and it’s a woeful epic fantasy that I might, in this post, manage to track down everyone who helped me track down every story in this collection, though I wish I could! I thank all of you!), but I wanted to particularly acknowledge Rosemary Brosnan, the editor at Harper, and the excellent Andrea Martin, associate editor. As well, Joe Callahan at 826DC, Briony Morrow-Cribbs who rocked the illustrations, and Henry Wessels, who helped me, on the strength of a Twitter shout-out, track down Avram Davidson’s permissions. And thank you to Neil who invited me to do this in the first place! 

 

ALL THE LIONS LOVE HER

Posted in Uncategorized on April 4, 2013 by Maria Dahvana Headley

This comes out of a brief and interesting text argument/discussion

I had with a friend regarding race, myth, meme, fairytale creation…

minor topics like that.

Yesterday morning, I saw a link on Twitter to a news article about a 12-year-old girl saved by three lions from a pack of men who were trying to beat and abduct her into marriage.  According to the story, the lions surrounded her, chased the men off, and guarded the girl, possibly because they heard her crying and mistook her for a cub. Regardless of the lions’ rationale, the girl was saved, and the story – phoned in by a man from Addis Ababa – was reported internationally.

The article originated on NBC.com in 2005, but has resurfaced at least twice, first in 2012 and again today, being reposted around the internet as having just occurred.  It’s a tempting story, click-and-repost-wise.   Clearly, the article’s contents are meme-worthy in several categories: Real-Life-Fairy-Tale, Heroic Photogenic Beasts, Bad Men But Happy Ending, and Little Girl Saved From Villains By Sympathetic Animals.

So, a mytheme, as my friend called it, and a mythmeme, as I just did. It also falls into another queasy-making category – the Black African Quirkified Bad News Worthy of Benevolent White Attention Due To Magical Elements category. Which is less comfortable.  Well, hell, none of those categories are comfortable, from a vigilant story-creation-absorption perspective.

So, the story is set in Ethiopia. The lions are Ethiopian, as are the girl, and the men.

My friend was troubled – not in terms of the (ostensibly factual) story itself, necessarily, of the veracity of which both of us were highly skeptical but in meme-terms – by the race of the men involved.

Did it meme because it’s a story about black men in Africa brutalizing little girls? Does its meme-status have to do with the creation of a news-myth that embeds comfortable citations for prejudice our dominant culture is already looking to justify?  I have no dispute with this. Yeah, some of its meme-ness? That’s why. And that is fucked up.

He felt that the narrative also contained tempting metaphoric colonial prejudice – the heroic lion, after all, is a symbol for Britain. (Also a symbol for Ethiopian monarchy, though.  The zoo-dwelling descendents of Haile Selassie’s pack of personal lions, have lately been discovered to be genetically distinct from the rest of Ethiopia’s lions.) My friend is British. This angle wouldn’t have occurred to me, being American, though the heroic lion is clearly a thing the world over, and the dominant culture clearly pushes the things it likes. White people like the symbolism of lions. True.

When I said that the girl in the story was black too – he said that her child-status made her race permissible – as in, her child-ness outweighs her race – (plenty of examples of this dynamic in America too, notably the 4 little girls whose murder made white America finally take notice of Birmingham) and that therefore, innocent child attacked by black men was still an ideological throughline in terms of how a story like this spreads throughout the world, causing clicks and retweets.

Okay. He’s a smart guy, and all this is worth thinking about.  I find myself examining my stuff a lot lately – in terms of making stories up. I am, after all, a white girl from America. Not many of my characters are 35-year-old Caucasian women like me, actually – that’s not the kind of thing I usually write about, but that might make my perspective even more dangerous – or at least, it means I need to think about these things in depth when they cross my path.

Relevant to this, somewhat, is the fact that I wrote a science fiction/ horror-y story last year (GAME) that was set in 1950’s India and had tigers in it.  That one actually was a riff on a Great White Hunter narrative, so yes, about race, and about the history of colonialism in the context of hunting and commodifying another country’s resources. In mine, the white hunter isn’t a hero (at all) because Great White Hunter stories have always pissed me off, but one of the other main characters – an Indian shikari – went through multiple iterations of me trying to keep him from trip-troping into a magical native. He ends up badass and brilliant, but also flawed. I think it ended up okay – though not everyone felt that way. At least a couple of people were troubled by the structure of the white man as narrator, seeing it as a continuation of predjucial narratives in which a village population needs saving. That didn’t bother me so much, given that the events of the story itself contradict that – the Indian shikari is ultimately the twisted savior here. It’s a riff. In order to riff, some of the original components need to be in place. The story is a shifted version of the Great White Hunter trope. But it’s a fraught area. There’s no one like me in the story. I was imagining myself into the mind of a seventy-year-old white hunter raised in colonial India, but also into a village, and within that village, into the actions of an Indian hunter. So, yeah, I caught some shit, and some of it may well have been deserved. I thought it was worth the shit-catching, but I don’t think it is if I don’t commit myself to really thinking about these depictions. Even so, I spent a lot of time biting my fingers as I tried to write him.

Lately I’ve been thinking a lot about exoticized narratives, about the way they tempt. I think that’s a responsibility. To blithely tell everything from my narrow world view is questionable (and boring). And yes, I think my world view is narrow, though it’s wider in class terms than most people would imagine, looking at me these days.

In news items, (I have occasion to personally know this, having written a non-fiction book that got a lot of press) complicated narratives are frequently simplified into soundbites, even by terrific writers. That’s how it’s done. As well, less honorably, shit often gets cut-and-pasted from Wikipedia, and a lot of things simply get made up. There are some factual narratives which are more factual than others, obviously, but there’s not much out there that can truly be unbiased, if only in that the stories chosen to be reported to a wide audience are very frequently stories of interest to middle-class white people. Everything, even in a news story, is written from an angle. Stories are written by people, not by unbiased fact-sorting robots. We all come from somewhere, and our interests and passions – even for facts – come from who we are.

The stories we write, whether fiction or nonfiction, are inherently biased in terms of what we find interesting.  Which may mean we end up with snarls of racial bias, no matter what kind of personalities we are. Earth is racist, and we were all raised on Earth. I don’t mean that to sound like a permanence. I mean that it is fundamentally my job to fight against the wrongs that seem permanent. I mean that it is fundamentally my job to analyze this shit, and to push myself away from comfort when it comes to bias.

And, man, it’s our job as writers, especially, to fight with our urges. To analyze them. To try to get it right. Right is usually complicated, not simple.

So frequently, stories (whether news or fiction or combo) that depict members of other classes and races than the ones we came from tend toward either easy heroic narratives, or (easy) reductive ones which serve to confirm future racist and classist suspicions by creating citations for them. Neither thing is good, obviously.  In fact, that shit is all fucked up.

So, here, in my case, because I’m a fiction writer, and it’s my job to take apart what’s interesting in a story, and try to figure it out: Is the fact that the story was set in Ethiopia what made me interested in it? No, not really.  Actually, I think it was the lions. Lions + teenage girl. It was both things.

The other element of the story, men of any color being depicted as predatory, is not news to me, and this is to my sorrow.

The spin in this news story – and I think part of what makes it mythmeme tempting – is that lions, like men (in the most reductive but also relatively truthful world-history terms) have a history of being predators, and of being depicted as same.

I think I’d still have retweeted the link had the piece been set in white Texas, and involved a teenage girl saved from gang rape by the intervention of a pack of feral dogs, (or llamas, or horses, or), but story-wise, for me anyway, lions pushed it over the edge. Lions are supposed to eat you. It’s a reversal.

For me as a reader, the story was only peripherally about the tropes that would create a narrative of Black African Men Are Rapists. Nevertheless, though, those things are inherent within the narrative. They are part of the story. The piece ends with statistics on marriage by abduction in Ethiopia. Hence: they need to be considered.

So, deeper. I’m troubled by it still, by my own reaction to it, as well as by the stuff I’m carrying that I don’t usually think about carrying, in regard to race and culture. Because if I don’t think about it? I’m going to end up pushing it out into the world, unanalyzed. That’s not okay.  I’m troubled by all the things noted above, and by the things I’m about to write about now, the other things that tempt me toward a story like this one.  My own cultural baggage, as it were. Yours too. We live here together, on Earth.

The narrative of the news article falls into the lines of things that would entice someone like me. I used to be a young girl.  I have needed lions.

I’m lucky, statistically. I’ve never been attacked, but I did, first in Idaho, and later in NYC, spend a lot of my teenage and collegiate years with men following my pedestrian self, leaning out of trucks and barking like dogs, telling me they’d rape me and then laughing because I was too ugly to rape.  In NYC, men have jerked off on me in the subway, followed me home, broken into my apartment while I slept…I could go on. I wish I couldn’t.

This shit bums me out.

I know full well that young girls get more than their share of abuse, that they are victimized in every culture, and that the victimizers are often male. I grew up in a town that had about 500 people. When I was in elementary school, I personally knew four girls who were being molested by their fathers. Four. There were about sixty kids in my grade.  Those were the four girls I knew about.  It seems likely to me that there were more.  It seems likely to me – tragically likely – that we have no idea how many women are being abused in America.  And that the numbers are a lot higher than we imagine.

And it seems likely to me, following that anecdotal logic, that worldwide, the numbers of women who have been raped, abused, and in this way treated as less than equal to men are incredibly high.  It sucks, because I love men. I’m someone surrounded by amazing men, ferociously feminist men, men who stand beside women, and push women up in the world.

And yet, the world is not fair to women.

I say this as a woman who fucking loves the world. I say this from my position as what our culture would call a “strong woman.”  (Don’t get me started on that, and its implication that some of us are weak.) This shit has happened to me, looking like I look, talking like I talk. Variants on it have happened to nearly all of us.

I am a lucky woman. I know that my guys – my friends, my family, my loved ones? I know they’d die for me.  I would die for them too.  I know they love me. I know that if they saw anyone coming at me, they would be furious, and they would intervene. They have. Not everyone is as lucky as I am. For many women, the most dangerous people in their lives are exactly the ones I mention as my trusted allies.

But the disconnect, in terms of community responsibility, seems to be pretty extreme. When I have been harassed in public, verbally and physically, my space invaded, my body touched, pinched, grabbed? The strangers who have stepped in have been other women.  I’ve actually never had a male stranger come between me and someone harassing me.  I’m 5’3.” Most guys are taller and bigger than I am. I’ve had screaming arguments on the street with men who have touched me against my will, and seen other men watching, bemused.

Male strangers – I’ve asked them, after the fact, in trains,  and on the street – tend to assume that I’ve signed on for whatever they just saw. They assume I’m choosing it. This is a cultural default. This is not blame. This is blindness. (The friend I note earlier, who inspired this deconstruction, informs me that “Fuck it, we can have some blame too.” Yeah, okay. I agree.)

In contrast: women I do not know have helped me in all kinds of situations. Sometimes they’ve been women fifty years older than me, chewing out harassers. Sometimes they’ve been other women who’ve seen me trying to get loose of a creepy dude, and come in with flaming tongues to make it happen. I’ve helped other women too. I’m the woman who trails you to the bathroom to ask you if you’re okay. I’m the woman who calls 911 when I see some guy shoving you on the street outside my apartment. This is my default. If I see you in a situation like any of the above? I don’t assume you’re choosing it. I assume someone else is trying to choose for you.

Women are used to being each other’s lions.

Many of the people I saw retweeting this story were other women. We have a craving for a certain kind of narrative.  I get it. I get why this story calls to me, and to a lot of other people.

Personally, I have a desire – both as a writer, and as a consumer of writing – for narratives in which the things which have never been fair get motherfucking rectified.

There’s currently a big revisionist fairy tale moment happening. (Again.) When thinking about this news story, I thought about some of the fairy tales that shaped us as consumers, (and by us, I mean me, growing up female in America) – the things that are part of our cultural mythology.

This has obviously been analyzed like a hot goddamn, but I submit it, apologizing for its easiness. Little Red Riding Hood. Girl pursued by Big Bad Wolf.  In the Charles Perrault version, it ends badly. She gets eaten, and there’s a moral to the story: don’t disobey your mother (and subtextually, relevantly, don’t get involved with strange men: they’re blatantly going to rape you and kill you. In fact, don’t even walk past strange men. Strange men have only one goal. They see you in the woods, and bam. They chew you up.) (Note: I don’t remotely believe this. I believe that most people are good. I believe that certain things need to be pointed out, in order to help us be better.) (Let’s be better.)

In later versions, Little Red Riding often gets saved by a Woodsman (subtext, with apologies, but also, come on: a Good Man) who comes in and heroically cuts the little girl out of the wolf’s maw.  And happily we go into ever.

So here, in this Lion + Little Girl news story, the dynamic is succulently reversed.

The Woodsman wants to eat/rape/sell the little girl, and she gets saved by the Big Bad Lion(s). This surprises and pleases an audience used to variations on the other story. Including me.

So, meme-wise, I (and a lot of other people too, I suspect) have an urgent desire to bring in opposing predators.  That – along with everything else – makes a newstory like this go viral, maybe even more than once, treated as breaking news over and over.  We covet – sometimes quite problematically, though that’s another essay – reminders that surprising good can come of bad. We’re in a moment where raping, all over the world, is a huge topic.

We would like our girls to be saved by lions. We would – on some level, a very sad one – like our girls to be saved by someone else. Not by us. We have a terror of getting involved in other people’s business, and one of the incredibly shitty things about rape and violence toward women is that it is very frequently viewed as other people’s domestic trouble. Our culture is to blame for rape. And here we are, all of us, products of our cultures.  Guilt makes us nervous.

It is therefore convenient to bring in as a hero something from utterly outside our (and by our, I mean human) culture. Lions are useful. They are not human. They can stand-in for saviors in a nearly supernatural sense.  The lions in this story are superhero angels. They have no voices, but they are Aslaning it up. They are righting our wrongs, and they look good doing it.

Likely, those lions, if they ever existed, are dead now. The little girl – if she exists – would now be 20, but in this story, she is forever 12, “shocked and terrified” and the lions are forever guarding her, and then tripping back into the woods of 2005.  The men in the story – if they exist -  were apprehended, four of the seven.  The rest of their story is an unknown on every level, fact or fiction, myth or magic.

All of it is a history of our obsessions, our broken parts, our baggage, our hopes – written in retweets.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT REGARDING BOOBS

Posted in Uncategorized on August 9, 2012 by Maria Dahvana Headley

This isn’t writing related, unless you count that I’m a writer, and so, yeah, it is. I wouldn’t usually post something like this on this blog, but this is completely a public service announcement, and I want it in a public place. This is a repost of something I put up on Facebook a little bit ago.

I just went through a kind of a major breast cancer scare saga. Apparently, I have the kind of lumps that look and feel exactly like cancer. But they’re not. (Very yay. I know how lucky I am.)

Now I’m public service posting for anyone else who has anything like this in their present or future, diagnostically: There are things no one tells you, so here I am, telling you:

1) Not everything shows up on a mammogram. REALLY. I had 3 lumps in one breast. One walnut sized, two pencil-eraser sized. Only one of them (the big one) showed up on a mammogram. This is because I’ve got very dense boobs. Not that uncommon, but dude, who knew? I could feel the lumps, but they were invisible on the mammogram. THAT CAN HAPPEN. Insist that the lumps are there. You know your boobs. Insist on ultrasound. They show up better that way. However.

2) Even when one lump shows up on ultrasound, others might not. The other 2, I could feel, and I knew they felt bad, but they couldn’t be biopsied initially, because they were vague and unclear on the screen. Again. IF YOU CAN FEEL THEM, INSIST THEY ARE THERE.

3) Needle biopsies are done typically by ultrasound, to guide the needle, but they don’t have to be. In Seattle, for example, there is a nurse named Martha Clay at Swedish whose whole practice involves “palpation-guided biopsies” – or, the old fashioned way. She feels the lump, and sticks the needle in that way. These days, that’s unusual. Sometimes the old-fashioned way works best. It did here. Martha instantly felt both of the hitherto invisible lumps, and needle biopsied them. She rocked. I’ve got great doctors, and friends, and also? I’m a diabetic, and therefore weird things happen to my body all the time (this included – these lumps are an auto-immune reaction related to diabetes) and so I have been trained over the years to insist that things are actually wrong. Not everyone gets that training.

4) So, trust me here: you need to be loud. If I hadn’t been, only one of these lumps would have gotten biopsied. All were benign (yay!) but you know, if you’ve got a lump? You want to know. The earlier a cancerous lump is caught, the better, and sometimes you’re the only one who really knows it’s there. Love to all who helped and supported and made me feel better. This is great news, and I know lots of people are not so lucky. Just hoping to pass some luck along.

Trust yourselves, boob-owners of the internet. If you think it’s a lump, you’re probably right. Lots of lumps are totally fine. But take yourself in and get it checked out  - and really be engaged with your care providers. Everyone will be happier when a diagnosis is more precise, even if it takes work to get there.

That’s all!

Luck and love to the world. I’m happy to be healthy tonight.

 

PS: On DENSE BREASTS. It’s a real thing. Read this. (Why the hell does no one ever mention this? It’s really relevant!! Thanks, Diane Mapes.)

READERCON SCHEDULE 7/12-7/15!

Posted in Uncategorized on July 8, 2012 by Maria Dahvana Headley

Heading to Readercon this week. Burlington, Mass. Doing lots of things, as it turns out, including reading a short story about a visit to the Mount Palomar Observatory that Ben Loory, Kit Reed, Rick Wilber and I took last fall during World Fantasy. (Except that the story may not in fact be about said visit. It may, in fact, be a story that has been “loosely inspired” by events. Very loosely. Kit’s, however, is about feral girl scouts. My story definitely has some blood in it, but otherwise, fuck if I know. We will all be surprised. 

My other reading, on Sat, is of Ossifer Bone, a ghost story i’ve been working on. I am excited to read it, not least because this will force me to finish it. 

And I’m leading a panel about political storytelling, which I think should be very interesting. 

Come to my kaffeeklatsch or I will cry. That is all.

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Thursday July 12

8:00 PM    F    Unfinished Symphonies. Erik Amundsen, C.S.E. Cooney (leader), Maria Dahvana Headley, Natalie Luhrs, Sarah Smith. One of George R. R. Martin’s fans threatened to camp out at the author’s house with a shotgun and an espresso machine until Martin buckled down and finished the Song of Ice and Fire. Recent years have seen Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time continued by Brandon Sanderson, a fourth book in Mervyn Peake’s Gormenghast completed (from only a fragment) by Maeve Gilmore, and younger writers completing some of Philip Jose Farmer’s works, for only a few examples. Are such projects merely opportunistic attempts by publishers to extend a franchise, an exalted form of fanfic, or legitimate works of creative literary scholarship? Should unfinished series remain unfinished, or should the reader’s (and bookseller’s) desire for more trump notions of literary “purity”? And why do readers care so much about seeing series through to the end?

Friday July 13

4:00 PM    NH    Group Reading: Mt. Palomar Stories. Maria Dahvana Headley, Ben Loory, Kit Reed, Rick Wilber. Four writers were on their way up Mt. Palomar to visit the Observatory when the driver said, “The first person to write and sell a story about this excursion gets dinner on me at TGI Friday’s.” Four minds went racing in four wildly different directions, and these stories are the result.
 
6:00 PM    CL    Kaffeeklatsch. Helen Collins, Maria Dahvana Headley.
 
8:00 PM    G    Uncle Sam Wants You to Write Better Books. Richard Bowes, Paul Di Filippo, Maria Dahvana Headley (leader), Barry B. Longyear, Paul Park.In About Writing, Samuel R. Delany wrote, “The general population, day in and day out, is not used to getting good stories. This… probably accounts for why there is so little political sophistication among the general populace. Political awareness requires that people become used to getting rich, full, complex, logical, and causative accounts of what is going on in the world, and, when they don’t, regularly demanding them.” There are some obvious examples of fiction that led to political engagement and change: Abraham Lincoln thought that Uncle Tom’s Cabin started the Civil War, The Well of Loneliness and Lady Chatterly’s Loverchanged the sexual climate in Britain, and The Female Man shaped the language of feminism. But did those books have political effects because they were what Delany calls “good stories,” or for other reasons? If we accept the causative relationship that Delany posits, how do we get past the chicken-and-egg situation of readers not wanting (or being willing to spend money on) good stories until they’re used to getting good stories?

Saturday July 14

2:30 PM    VT    Reading. Maria Dahvana Headley. Maria Dahvana Headley reads the short story “Ossifer Bone.”
 

Strawberry Daiquiris Blended With Beasts : The ICFA Conference Post

Posted in Uncategorized on March 26, 2012 by Maria Dahvana Headley

ICFA's ANGELS: Maria Dahvana Headley, Theodora Goss, Kat Howard by Jim Kelly

I got back from Orlando, and ICFA (as in the International Convention of the Fantastic in the Arts) yesterday, and it was so great, really so totally great, that I have to post about it. This, even though I’m far behind and generally quite bad at posting any kind of conference wrap-up, or any kind of wrap-up of anything at all, as it happens. This, despite the fact that in the last three weeks, I’ve done a ton of very cool and quite joyful and very bloggable things, among them The (AMAZING) Tucson Festival of Books where I played and paneled with the lovely Cherie Priest, Margaret George, Diana Gabaldon, Terry BrooksSam Sykes, Jennifer Lee Carell, and many more; a road trip to Chicago in which Neil Gaiman and I drove for six hours, terrifying each other by confessing all of our driving-related paranoias as we passed other vehicles…OKAY, one photo of that. There was a Big Orange Moose on our journey. Neil took me to visit it.

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Then we both went to The Astonishingly Lovely Gene Wolfe Literary Hall of Fame event in Chicago at the San Filippo Mansion, where I got to a) wear a fancy green dress b) ride an extremely fast late 1800′s carousel, c)tour the inside of an 8000-pipe organ, hang out with people like Valya Lupescu, Kyle Cassidy & Trillian Stars, Peter Sagal, Peter Straub, Gary K. Wolfe, Michael Dirda, David Hartwell, and the magnificent Luis and Cindy Urrea, all of whom rocked my world.

Kyle Cassidy, Valya Dudycz Lupescu, Trillian Stars, Peter Sagal, JenniferSummerfield, Neil Gaiman, Maria Dahvana Headley at the Gene Wolfe Literary Hall of Fame Event, photo by 8EyesPhotography

Oh, and I also lost my phone in NYC. In a rooftop bar. And had to talk myself into a service elevator, in order to search a lost and found, where my phone was not. So, all the pictures i took of the above events? They live in someone else’s hands. And a few on Twitter, thankfully posted by me, and not by whomever the bastard who stole my phone was.

I was in a grumpy maddened state by the time I made it to Orlando. Traveling for three weeks. Twitchy. Even though everything above was gorgeous, you know. Your phone goes into the darkness, and you have to spend the morning of travel running madly around NYC trying to find/replace/keep its er, somewhat questionable contents off the internet? Things were grrrr.

But. I’ve been excited about ICFA for months, not least because its theme this year was THE MONSTROUS FANTASTIC.  I love the monsters. I write the monsters. Monsters are my milk and honey. And the guests of honor this year were Kelly Link, whose writing I’ve long been madly in love with; China Miéville, who is a) my friend and b) a fucking genius both as a writer and as a disembodied magical brain; and scholar Jeffrey Cohen, who writes monster theory. I like monster theory, even if I don’t always agree with it. I like that it exists. Fuck it, I like that monsters exist. I like to talk about them, while in dark bars, arguing about teeth and fangs and which kinds of monsters are the best: undersea monsters, monsters you can’t see, or insect monsters. (Insect monsters. Obviously.)

Oh, holy, I really like it.

Also. I grew up in Idaho, a wobbly child who oh, among other things, compulsively meowed instead of talking, and who hungered for the summer camp experience, but never went to one. This was likely to the good. Many of the camps in Idaho had a Christian element, something which I never learned how to fake. I think had I attended, I might’ve been drowned as a witch. Like, er, most of us in the field, childhood was not my peak time. Eventually, I went to 4-H camp, with high, high hopes of fitting in with other humans, and was nearly kicked out for  i)singing a medley of AC/DC’s Big Balls and the Violent Femmes’ Blister In The Sun as a campfire song with a posse of other teenage girl freaks  ii)ballpoint graffitti-ing King Missile’s apocalyptic ballad The Story Of Willy on a log cabin (“Willy went outside. He loved to breathe fresh air, but he went outside anyway.”)  iii) other assorted acts of wrongness and desperation. Eventually the whole camp was sent home due to a measles outbreak.

So, I’ve been looking for my people for um, a long damn time. The dream of a (non-prison) camp full of people like me has never left me.

By the time I finally got to ICFA, and checked in, my mood was improving.  A hotel full of monster fanatics, and not just Monster Fanatics, but the kind I especially like : people interested in the history of monsters, the makeup of monsters, the classical roots of zombies and vampires, and other myriad geek joy topics. My people.

And.  It was amazing. It deserves this blogtime, because it was the platonic ideal of the writing related SFF conference. I know there’ll be tons of round-ups. Here’s Jeff VanderMeer’s , which is full of things I agree with in terms of why ICFA was great. I’ve been to several SFF cons in the last year since Queen of Kings was published. I always have a good time. This one wins. Somehow, (and I’m no fool, I know that the somehow has to do with tons of people doing tons of work [Sydney Duncan, Jim Casey, this means you! And More!]) the mix was perfect. It’s both an academic and writers conference, for one thing, and the number of writers attending is relatively small. That’s nice, because that means we could all hang out around the swimming pool, procrastinating our deadlines, twitching about our panels, and drinking strawberry daiquiris.  I know: daiquiris are not an essential part of being a writer. I know. But the notion of a place where writers could sit in the sun? IN BATHING SUITS? I mean, really. It’s kind of too startling.

I have no photos of the posse of writers and artists and editors who gathered at the pool on Saturday afternoon, sun-hatted and bathing-suited. It seems wickedly wrong to photograph people in bathing suits, even if they look good in them. But suffice it to say, any group that revolvingly includes Ellen Datlow, Liza Trombi, Ellen Klages, Charles Vess, Nalo Hopkinson, Kat Howard, Joe Haldeman, Delia Sherman, Ben Loory, Rick WilberBrett CoxChina Miéville…um, wouldn’t you want to be sitting at that table, drinking those daiquiris? The conversation ranged from rabid chipmunks to vultures, to bad reviews, to hybrid genre, to the (debatable) notion that pizza grease  touching your skin is grosser than grub monsters touching your skin (China), to at some point a discussion of a Life-Sized Swan, Sculpted of Lard (Nalo). Because we needed to go there.

In the several days of the convention, I got to do so many brain-battery-powering things. Being a writer is a lonely occupation. Being around other writers makes these things better, because no matter who you are, no matter how famous, no matter how starry, you’re still this thing which makes universes up, and which periodically loses all confidence.

All of us. But that’s not the part of hanging with writers I love. The thing I love is that writers, pretty much all of them, wherever you are on the genre spectrum, are passionately interested in things. Sidenote, this is also something I particularly adore about the SFF field in general, both pros and fans. Everyone’s got a THING THEY LOVE. And in this field, there’s a lot of genuine, passionate appreciation of eachother’s crazinesses, talents and obsessions, too, which I also find utterly lovely. In addition to all of the above, I also spent time with Nancy Hightower, writer and scholar of the grotesque, the exquisite Theodora Goss, Liz Gorinsky (who shares my theater-geek ways), Nick Mamatas, Ted Chiang, Gary K. Wolfe, Peter Straub, oh, the list of people I adore/really fucking dig talking with/like to make dirty jokes in proximity to goes on and on. It includes everyone on here.

So, a few event highlights.

China’s luncheon talk “On Monsters,” specifically dealing with the perilous urge to categorize monsters, is one of those things that’s going to live on forever on the internet – I hear it’s being published at Weird Fiction Review, which will not be the same as hearing him deliver it. It was funny as hell, and also massively smart and interesting. I was sitting at a table of smitten-brained scholars (there was a Russell Hoban expert at my table! The Joy!) and they were right to be smitten. He manages to balance complexity with geek-giddiness, deeper conceptual stuff with tongue-cheek, and it just fucking works. And, um, who doesn’t love a lecture which involves giant chomping jaws as visual aids? And also, China’s reading a couple days later, which was a new story regarding insects and the torture memos was really, very, holy damn. The fact that it contained a reference to Lafcadio Hearn’s Kwaidan was also to my very joy, because that book came to China from my own obsession collection. Hearn’s insect writings are wonderful. As was this story. (Insect monsters. Really. They Win.)

Kelly Link‘s reading of her story Two Houses, a ghost story set in space, and dealing with (appropriately) a sort of campfire ghost-story-telling session was one of those experiences wherein you just turn into an Ear. Often when I go to readings, the reader’s voice tricks me into thinking I’m writing inside my head, and I get lost. I have focus difficulties. This story, though, was absolutely terrifying, as well as funny and strange, and full of images I will, I suspect, never get out of my dreams. Add to this the fact that I sat between Peter Straub and Ellen Datlow, and things were even more pleasing, because we were all overwhelmed by the kind of joy you get when someone incredibly nice writes a difficult story, and ROCKS THE HELL OUT OF IT. Not that there was any question that Kelly’s a fabulous writer, but it was wonderful to hear her read her own work, and to hear the entirety of this story, which is long, and which you’d never normally get all of in a reading setting.

And Kat Howard, Kij Johnson and I shared a reading slot. It was at 8:30 in the morning, and so…hmm. I was maybe slightly hungover?  But i managed to cut 1000 words from a previously recalcitrant lovers/monsters/labryrinth/disaster short story (GIVE HER HONEY WHEN YOU HEAR HER SCREAM, it’s called) madly in time for the reading, and read the remaining words in very nearly my allotted time. It was great to debut the story at ICFA, pre-publication, because, oh joy, now I can cut more sentences from it, and make it right before it goes into the world. Kij read a fabulous shore of the dead excerpt involving a trickster character, and Kat read BREAKING THE FRAME, a story that will be out in Lightspeed soon, and which involves transformed photographs. All in all, a happy morning’s work.

And at the banquet, we all dressed in our fancy things, and spun around each other telling our geek joy stories, and feeling as though things were pretty damn fine in the world. Here is a photo of me in my fancy, with Kat Howard in her sequins, and a bit of Theodora Goss in her gorgeous black ball gown behind us. The happiness on our writer faces is fully legitimate.

What else do I have for you? Mainly just giddiness and the desire to toast marshmallows and sing Blister in the Sun. ‘Let me go on!’

I’ll be back next year. It was a beautiful conference. Thank you, ICFA and IAFA!

UPCOMING THINGS, PLUS PIRATES

Posted in Uncategorized on February 15, 2012 by Maria Dahvana Headley

Hello world:

I know. I never blog. It’s because I tweet All. The. Time. And also because I’m always writing like a maniac and blogging, being long form,  feels dangerously like avoiding the writing of books, which fills me with guilt. I just typed “feels me with guilt,” and that is also true.

But. Things to report. Schedule things.

In March, I’ll be at both the Tucson Festival of Books, and at ICFA (the International Convention of Fantastic in the Arts).

TUCSON, MARCH 10-12, 2012

The Tucson Festival of Books is March 10-12, and it’s on the University of Arizona campus. You should so come.

I’m on the following (AWESOME) panels. Actually, I’m totally excited. It’ll be fun to do panels that are both speculative and not, because Queen of Kings, yep, hybrid. So I’m doing some fantasy stuff, and some history stuff, and one that is both at once. The other authors I’ll be paneling with are totally cool too, and it should just be fun as hell.

Epic Worlds with Diana Gabaldon, Terry Brooks, Maria Dahvana Headley, Moderator Maryelizabeth Hart
Panel / Sat 1:00 PM – 02:00 PM
Student Union – South Ballroom

Same Place, Same Time, Different Reality: Alternate Histories in Fiction with Naomi Novik, Cherie Priest, Maria Dahvana Headley, Robin Hobb, Moderator Mark McLemore.

Panel / Sat 4:00 PM – 05:00 PM
Chemistry – Room 111

Bringing Icons to Life: Elizabeth I, Cleopatra, Mark Twain with Margaret George, Maria Dahvana Headley and Laura E. Scandera Trombley, Moderator Pam Treadwell-Rubin. 

Multi Genre – Sci-Fi/Lit/Fiction/History, CSPAN Book TV Live Broadcast
Panel / Sun 4:00 PM – 05:00 PM
Koffler – Room 218

This last one will be live streamed on CSpan BookTV, so if you’re far away from Tucson, you can still see it.

I’m signing too, but I’m not sure when. I think Terry, Diana and I are signing just after our panel, and I suspect there will be other opportunities post panels. AND PLEASE COME TALK TO ME in that signing line! Terry and Diana are very famous! I’ll be the one without the long line. Thus VERY AVAILABLE FOR YOUR CONVERSATION PLEASURE.

I’m also going to be at the Author’s Table dinner on March 9, but I think it’s sold out. Headliner is the magnificent Luis Alberto Urrea.

ICFA, “THE MONSTROUS FANTASTIC”

ORLANDO, FL, March 21-25

I’m a guest author at ICFA this year, and I’m completely looking forward to it. Mostly, I’ll just be hanging out, but if you’d like to hear me read, I’m sharing a reading slot with the wonderful Kat Howard on Friday morning. (Um. Early. Between 8:30 and 10am, as I read the schedule. So you will see us looking vague, and clutching caffeine. There will be partying the night before. There always is.)

68. Author Readings VI – Vista A

Host: Jim Casey, Reading: Maria Dahvana Headley, Kathleen Howard, Kij Johnson

There will be tons of other authors there. Just look at the list. It’s awesome. I cannot wait. Not least, there ought to be sunshine in FL in March, just as there will be sunshine in AZ, and I, being from Seattle, am a pale thing and in need of rays. So, heaven. Thank you, writers conferences and lit festivals!
Final thing, not a schedule thing, but a cool stuff thing:
STORY!
I’ve got a new short up at Subterranean Press. It’s a mixture of maritime curiosities and  Bertolt Brecht (um, of course) and it’s called Seeräuber.  Which is the German word for pirate, or, really, Sea Robber. I wrote it on a mad spree a few months ago, and I really love its weird dark self. It’s a monster story, yes. Again. And it has bits from the POV of a dog. I know.  If you like it, send other people to read it. That would be a very nice and very helpful thing for you to do.
Here are a couple of paragraphs from it, to perhaps induce you to click over and visit the whole story at Subterranean.

The hotelier examined his purchase, pleased with himself. He was not, however, certain that this was what he’d meant to do. He’d left his old hotel on an errand for his wife, and now he was here, the new owner of a mermaid, a dragon, a monster, an angel, a Jenny, a Haniver. This thing, his new possession, didn’t look like any Jenny he’d ever known. She had no sparkling hazel eyes, no shining hair, no flirtatious smile. This thing looked significantly less than a Jenny, and yet, somehow much more than a fish. She was a thing, and not even quite a thing. The hotelier felt queasy. He took her, nonetheless, in her large and heavy liquid-full jar, and hauled her down the street in his rolling cart.

A little white terrier belonging to the hotel trotted alongside, and barked at the Jenny. He looked through the glass at her, his dog eyeball looking directly into her Jenny eyeball, and judged what he found there. Nothing good, the dog knew, and had known since he first saw her. Nothing the least bit good. He barked at the top of his voice, but his master only clucked at him and made his way toward home, back along the cobbles and through the alleys, all the places already marked by the dog that very morning. They’d been meant to go to the market. The dog could smell the spices they’d forgotten to buy. He tried to tug at his master’s trousers, but the master walked on, dragging the wagon behind him.

 

 The image above is of a Jenny Haniver. If you’d like to read more about them, this is a great little piece.
The above noted Kat Howard read Seerauber soon after I wrote it, and she is wholly responsible for introducing Bill Schafer at Subterranean to it. I’m a lucky person. I know so many amazing writers, and they also happen to be generous.  Kat’s own fantastic story, The Least of the Deathly Arts , is in the same issue of Subterranean, right here. You should go read it right now.
And that’s all I’ve got for you today! I’m writing. And happy. I hope you are too.

LITGEEK GIFTGUIDE (By Genre) #2 – GIFTS FOR THE NEW WEIRD GUY

Posted in Uncategorized on November 29, 2011 by Maria Dahvana Headley

Volume Two of the Lit Geek Gift Guide focuses on the New Weird Guy. He doesn’t look like this. No cape (um, probably), and no pilgrim-ish hat. But he thinks like this.

I know. Some of you say that guys have always been weird and there’s nothing new about it. Some of you say that I have always been weird. This, at least, is true. Especially considering that all the books I’m listing in these guides, for different kinds of people? All these books are books I myself love. Because apparently, I contain multitudes.

But anyway.

This guy. He’s probably got crazy hair of some kind, whether head or beard, though in the absence of hair, he’s got some sort of piercing. Ear. Nose. Etcetera.  He probably wears a great deal of black, and possibly glasses, because since sometime in the early 80′s, he’s had his face in a book and can’t be bothered to turn on lights. He listens to music you’ve never heard, and whether it is brainy storytelling one-man-band music (Ahem: I remind you in gifting terms of the tunes of Sxip Shirey, whose music fits perfectly into this category) or witchhouse, it tends to be the sort of thing that you’re always wishing someone would give you on a mix tape. Is he cooler than you? Yeah, but he doesn’t care. Does he have tattoos like the aforementioned New Weird Girl? Also yes. Also, they might be of Cthulhu.

This guy? On a bookwheel? Again. Maybe your giftee doesn’t look like this, but this is how he thinks. (PS: I so want that book wheel.)

This is what he wants. Yes, it’s an assortment. Not all of it would fall into the “new weird” lit category, and I simply don’t care. It is meant to appeal to people who like things a little odd and a lot glorious. (And again: this list also would suit a woman with similar tastes. Obviously.)

LITTLE, BIG

This book is so gorgeously written it hurts me to look at it. Every sentence is stunning. And then there’s the story itself, which kills, a love story, involving abject longing, fairyland, and a house and family that keep getting stranger. All of Crowley’s books are magnificent, actually, but this one is the first I read, and it’s masterpiece stuff.

KEPLER’S SOMNIUM

Unless he’s crazy well read – and by crazy well read, I mean dude is a scholar – he probably hasn’t read this. It’s hard as hell to get your hands on in any kind of reasonable English translation, and you have to get it used. It is generally agreed, however, that Kepler’s Dream is the first sci-fi novel. It was written in the early 1600′s. Journey to the moon, carried in the arms of a demon. Witches. And, oh yeah, the whole thing was written as an astronomical allegory by Kepler, who was so smart and so well read that no one understood it was allegorical. (His mother was arrested for witchcraft, because people assumed that the witch in the story was based on her.) Kepler, frustrated, then footnoted the fuckall out of it. There are whole pages that are entirely footnotes on obscure details of astronomy, explaining what the novel meant. Need I say that this book is SO FUCKING AMAZING AND WEIRD? This is the edition I have. There are a couple others. The introduction in this one is very good, though.

KINGDOM UNDER GLASS

My friend Jay Kirk wrote this book – an outlier in this grouping, because it’s nonfiction – and it is no-holds-barred fantastic. He spins a novel-worthy narrative, the story of Carl Akeley, the taxidermist who shot and stuffed not only a large section of the Museum of Natural History’s African Wing, but also Jumbo the Elephant (a totally  heartrending story, by the way). Jay’s a terrific writer, and the book is spellbinding – and utterly peculiar too. We’re talking teenage taxidermist brides and wrestling with leopards.

EMBASSYTOWN

Alright, alright, if he has any credibility as said New Weird lit geek, he’s already read this. But if he hasn’t, he damn well should. It’s fantastic, and it’s all about the power of language and words. So, it’s prime reader reading. It’s also science fiction, though to my mind, which doesn’t give a shit about which genre things live in, there’s nothing inaccessibly other about it. That’s a strange thing to say, given that this book is full of aliens and interplanetary travel, but what can I tell you? China Miéville has written a story about the struggle we all constantly engage in: trying to be sure that our loved ones, our enemies, the people we encounter in our lives, are actually understanding what we’re saying to them. Right now, as has been true throughout human history, the subtleties of meaning are a big issue. We’re all speaking to one another from our various corners of the universe(s), and there are constant errors in translation. Cultural misunderstandings. Metaphor and expression misunderstandings.  Embassytown is amazing in this regard, making the lack of understanding not only literal, but physical, with language in this book acting as a complex addictive drug. I can’t recommend this enough. Even if someone (irritatingly) claims they don’t read science fiction, this should speak to anyone with a brain. It’s a good, good book.

JEWELRY

Black Sheep and Prodigal Sons makes some killer men’s jewelry (being a girl who steals men’s clothing, I am here to tell you that their jewelry would also look good on women, and that most women I know would be down to receive a piece of same) involving scrimshaw on mammoth bones, old piano keys, thorns and splinters, whales…um, yeah. It is kind of the coolest shit ever. I like this necklace, a one-legged skeleton on fossilized tusk. It isn’t cheap, but it’s made of 30,000 year old tusk, yo.

And they make smaller and less expensive bits of cool too, such as this little horned owl pin. The picture shows the gold one (spendy) but there is also a great oxidized silver version for much less.

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